Aloha Unbelievers!

What you see on the scintillating screen of your high-tech hot box is the intoxicating on-line only edition of UNTRUE TALES! In these and subsequent salacious stories we'll follow the triumphs and travails of our amicable anti-hero Gabe Stein and his colorful cast of coo-coo cohorts!

UNTRUE TALES is a series of interconnected short stories chronicling the life and times of Gabriel Stein, hapless jackass. The stories might be long or short, funny or tragic, action-packed or chock full of yakkety yak. Each segment will tell a tale that stands on its own but will also contribute to the larger tapestry that is the Life of Gabe. From the towers of New York to the gutters of LA, along the banks of the Rio Grande to the fjords of Oslo, we'll jump back and forth through time to chronicle the highs and lows of loserdom.

A million make-believe macaroons to you for clicking on this boundary-breaking bark-bereft book. If you find yourself tickled and touched in your private places by the titanic tales in this technological tome, feel free to print out up to seventy-two samples to hand out to all your comic-loving comrades. Or send a link to a hundred and one of your earnest e-pals!

For nifty news, sketches, and background information check out the Untrue Tales blog.

Please make with the questions, comments and criticisms at the blog as well.
We want to hear from you!

Under the category of OTHER FALSEHOODS, you'll find a few tales unrelated to the untrue kind (but just as fully fictitious in their own way) and featuring cool cat collaborators.

Our ongoing featured falsehood is KUNG FU MONKEYFACE - an epic tale of martial arts and monkeys, written by Sam Little (that's my name!) with art by Gabe Ostley and color by Steve Steiner (at least for the first eight pages). We'll be bringing you Monkeyshines once-a-weekly until the Monkey's tale is told. For more monkeybusiness (behind the scenes info, sketches and whatnot) check out the Monkeybunnyüberblog!

Thanks again for reading UNTRUE TALES, and remember, every tale is guaranteed to be
100% untrue or my name's not Samuel J. Little!